Editor-in-Chief

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JAKE FEDER

Least likely to go to Burning Man for Burning Man's sake

MANAGING EDITORs

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MIKAYLA MCNAIR

Most likely to eat some grilled cheeses by candlelight

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RYLAND MANDELL

Most likely to seem cool at first but then...eh

LAYOUT EDITOR

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USHMA PATEL

Most likely to win the lottery but lose the ticket

photo editor

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MARCOS REYNOSO

Most likely to visit Vince Vaughn in the hospital, God forbid

ART DIRECTORs

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MADDY MILBURN

Most likely to tell the president to talk louder 

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KAITLYN HABERLIN

Most likely to have serious doubt about the shrimp scampi

WRITERS

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EUGENE CHENG

 

Least likely to use idioms correctly

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NHUY CHAU

 

Most likely to really "get" IPAs

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CHRIS JASMINE CATAPIA

 

Most likely to rob a bank because they were sorta bored

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SUPRIYA YELIMELI

Most likely to reenact the Egypt game (with cats)

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SONIA MAY HTOON

Most likely to stare into the distance real quick

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ARIANNA PIZZUTI

Most likely to say, "MY MAN WORK THREE JOBS"

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DAVID HA

Most likely to go to a concert but not really "get" it

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KATHRYN CARLSON

Most likely to play Mario Kart at an innapprpriate time

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MAI LE

Most likely to go home because they got nervous

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TIARA TRIPLETT

Most likely to be confused generally speaking

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WILL STONE

Most likely to look like a clam for some reason

artists

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ISABELLA SCHEIER

Most likely to buy two pairs of pants because they got nervous

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RACHEL SIROTA

Most likely to drink coffee in slow motion

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MADISON MEAD

Most likely to steal a cat for sport

WEB TEAM

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PHI DO

Most likely to really "get" cold brew

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MCKINSEY FIDELLOW

Most likely to love the word "demonstrative"